mainit ang ulo nanda

sa KFC..
siraris: ngaa ginauyangan mo lang na. wala kaw kabalo nga ginagutman na mga tawo sa somalia?
friendship: hala putsa kag ipadara sa somalia kung nanugunan ka.

sa jaro plaza..
siraris: tita, kaluoy man sa mga bata gapangayo-kayo na lang.
tita: ti dal-a kag i-adopt na lang.

sa balay..
siraris: may bilin pa nga kan-on?
cousin: huod, sabton kaw gid kang kaldero.

sa balaligyaan..
siraris: baw a. kabarato ba.
tindera: ti ano gusto mo sir dugangan ta presyo na?

siraris: daw tag-ululan man pero ngaa daw high blood tanan nga tawo man?

Hey ya! you better watch this.

I go for the one in right! Twins are so adorable!

Sand grains photography, anyone?

Dear children of God,

If only I have the luxury of time I would be taking another hobby, sand grains photography. The picture below is an example how interesting sand grains can be when magnified 250x. 

Can you just imagine what treasure we can find in the sand we just step upon. To see other remarkable pictures, please click HERE.


Another image you should not miss is how close someone could get to a whale shark. Take for instance the picture below.

For other amazing pictures of sharks near encounter with humans, please click HERE.

Finally, I came across a webpage which works like Google Earth but it caters Earth Science enthusiasts primarily. I suggest you play with the buttons and see what happens when you click HERE. It starts with South America but you can scroll all the way to Philippines. It even provides you information about the occurrence of earthquakes, geothermal maps, oil and gas maps, and other maps.

The first two links should hopefully inspire you to pursue photography seriously other than your field of expertise. You see, no one can take science pictures scientifically except you who are inclined to it. You can hire a photographer but it is different if you take the picture yourself the way you wanted it.

Go diggin',

siraris

Coke ad going "green"

If people only realize that Coke used to be green and sold as a medicinal beverage. Please HERE for more info.

warm up

after the epic warm-up in PE..
pisayo: mam cerla may nalipong man mam sang pagwarm-up mo before?
mamcerla: huod e, may nagkaralipong na.
pisayo: nalipong mam sa kapoy?
mamcerla: indi sa kapoy.
pisayo: sa ano mam?
mamcerla: nalipong sa baho.
siraris: **dies laughing**

spoiler

scholars talking the awesome parts of ha harry potter 7.2 movie..
siraris: be considerate! i have not watched the movie yet.
pisaya: sorry sir.
siraris: don't worry sa sunod ako man mahatag spoiler.
pisayo: sige sir. mahatag ka "spoiler" sa imo long test?
siraris: hinugay ka gani ha?! movie! movie! movie!

some things

siraris was carrying 30 quiz notebooks and teaching materials to the classroom only to find out that the teacher's table is full of materials..
siraris: children, please have respect on teacher's table. where do you expect us to place our teaching materials?
pisaynon: yes sir aris!
siraris: i want the table cleared of things now.
pisaynon: **no action**
siraris: who owns these things?
pisaynon: teacher's sir!
siraris: hahaha

shark handler

This is a video which illustrates that sharks and human beings can co exist without harming either party if we truly know how to handle them and we truly understand their behavior.

affidavit

siraris: where is your ID?
pisayo: sir, i lost it.
siraris: so where is your affidavit of loss?
pisayo: i already surrendered it to the registrar.
siraris: when was that?
pisayo: 2 weeks ago.
siraris: that is too long.
pisayo: that is why sir i plan to secure affidavit of delay.
siraris: hahaha