matawag mo pa ina?

sa coop..
mamcerla: uy nagay ka da basketball sa sulod sg coop.
pisayo: indi gid man pwede haw?
mamcerla: ay huod gid lang e. naka uniform ka pa.
pisayo: dribble man lang ni mam
mamcerla: basketball man na gihapon.
pisayo: ti kung gasipa ka gali man soccer na ina dayon?!
mamcerla: **nagsiga ang mata and paninghawak asta sa irok**

siraris to the “rescue” kuno..
siraris: ti imo kay wala ka ID mahambal mo nga nakauniform ka?
pisayo: **pangalot ulo**
siraris: diin ID mo?
pisayo: nadula sir may affidavit of loss ko. Ti sir ang ulo gali ni sir ____ kay wala buhok matawag pa na nga ulo?
siraris: PILOSOPO! **turned around and died laughing**

lesson on tardiness

during 1st day of class..
siraris: children of god, there are two things i can't stand when it comes to student's behavior. first is dishonesty and the second one is tardiness.

several days after, pisaya got late..
siraris: pisaya, i hope this won't happen again.
pisaya: yes sir.

the following session, same pisaya mentioned above got late again..
siraris: i don't want to hear your excuses. just be on time.

and the "last straw" happened when pisaya mentioned above got late for several times..
siraris: *so-you're-late-again-look* indi na ini mayad. ano ang maayo sini?
pisayo: *nagsaligbat* KISS!
siraris: *redirects attention* who said "kiss"?
pisayo: *raises hands awkwardly*
siraris: alright, i want you to kiss pisaya.
pisayo and pisaya: NOOO!
siraris: if you wont then i wont continue my discussion.
pisayo: *does not budge at all*
siraris: since you don't want to carry out your suggestion, i want your class to perform the tasks which you should learn in today's session. outputs should be submitted by the end of your time slot. once, i have written all the tasks on board there is no turning back.
classmate1: sige na kiss man lang na. paayawan mo pa kami.
classmate2: damo pa bala kita obrahon karon.
classmates: *more pressure*
siraris: pisayo, last task na lang.
classmates: *threaten pisayo*
pisayo: *hands up in the air* OK! makiss na lang ako.
pisayo kissed pisaya and there seems to be Nagazaki and Hiroshima explosion for the second time.

several days after the class of pisaya (same pisaya mentioned above) presented their physics tricks. pisaya presented density column trick. it is a transparent soda bottle filled with honey, water and oil. she dropped several objects in the density column bottle. after presentation,
siraris: if pisayo (the one who kissed pisaya) were these 3 substances in your density column, what substance is he?
pisaya: sir, wala man na sya labot?
siraris: remember gintagaan ta ka chance magkuha gamit mo.
pisaya: ok, he is just water for me.
siraris: and why water?
pisaya: *grasping for justification*
then someone shouted..
pisayo: kay wala sya kataste taste?!|
siraris: hahaha!