sneeze

while discussing..
pisayo: achooo!
siraris: bless you (name of pisaya)
after few minutes same pisayo sneezed..
pisayo: achooo!
siraris: daw indi na ina mayad haw?!
pisaya: gani man sir.
pisayo: wala bi sir kapaligo mga tupad ko.
pisaya: excuse you must have forgotten.
pisayo: that..?
pisaya: your nose is nearer to your mouth and you dare to blame it on us.
siraris: STOP IT! **daw mapatay na kadlaw in my mind**

cluttered desk

already desperate in looking submitted paper on my table..

siraris: oh my! I can’t find your paper.
pisayo: why don’t we arrange your clutters first?
siraris: not this time. Besides there is order in disorder.
pisayo: I mean sir your table is already filled with so many things.
siraris: but Einstein said, “If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
pisayo: **points to someone's table** so you mean to say that ______ has empty mind?
siraris: I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT!
pisayo: sugid ta kaw sir. haha!
siraris: sugid to kay kalbohon ta kaw.
pisayo: just like what you did to _____.
siraris: gapangita ka gid kasakitan sa lawas.