Friday, March 18, 2011

Did Sharon really slim down?


Dear Children of God,

ok, let me clear this out to all sharonians. i have nothing against her for all her sacrifices to entertain us after all these years but i just to do my job as a science teacher and business is business. this is for my students whom i want to realize how significant and applicable physics is to resolve issues even in showbiz. i know it is an overkill or way overacting.

The two main reasons:

‎1. figure-ground ambiguities. is it not obvious that hair of sharon was made deliberately so as to make her face small. it is a contrast of white (the face) and the foreground (the hair). so naging white against black indi bala? this way our brain would process the image (yes in terms of color) that a change had indeed taken place. less white (skin surface area) means "thinner" sharon.

‎2. size and depth perception. i have to add this second factor because you might be asking, "how about the neck which shows more skin?". well, this imagery is due to size and depth perception. in her round neck blouse our brain conjures "roundness" to "fatness" while a v-neck conjures "slimness" due to the wide to close formation of the v shape. now, try to imagine if she wears a round neck blouse in her marie france body.

‎do i need to explain the use of the belt? it tightens the blouse for sure but it is a combination of two factors above. same is true with a longer blouse.

why was she told to extend her arms? this can be explained by number 1 factor. it was to emphasize the waist. it is simply to enhance the background-foreground of her body against the white backdrop. do i need to add that the background in the right side is whiter?

one more thing pina cross over ang left leg nya over the other to have a "thinner" look..hindi sya photoshop doc hayden kho..you just failed to remember your optics..haha

carmen cita added, "plus naga side view sya sa round neck blouse to look like broad shoulder niya then gin face front siya marie france body with emphasis sa line sang armpit sa dress niya to look like nag slim siya. nag intra gid (pwede mo man delete sir ah) hehehe..."

and she wore that very loose blouse sa "before" nya na body which made her look fatter, to emphasize the contrast between the "before" and "after". it's not like her body occupied all the space inside that blouse before (Salvador, 2011).


sharon vs siraris in a research defense regarding the weight loss..
sharon: i trimmed down by 30%.
siraris: is that the measure of change in weight? in percentage?
sharon: basta nagtrim down ako.
siraris: what formula did you use to arrive at the 30%?
sharon: **licks ice cream** nakita mo ang lines sa gilid ng barko ng super ferry? i checked the mark before embarking then check again once inside the boat. get the difference of the two.
siraris: did you properly control all the variables in your study?
sharon: oo naman. control ako ng control sa aking kain.
siraris: what device was used in measuring your weight?
sharon: kung mabigat ako lulubog ba ang super ferry ko at patalon talon pa ako from one barko to another? duh!
siraris: may i see your data logbook for witnesses?
sharon: witnesses ko lahat ng umiinom ng alaska, ang kumakain ng lucky me napa, sumasakay ng super ferry, dumidila sa nestle ice cream, nag mamcdo, at iba pa. by the way, why are you asking for witnesses? dont you trust me?
siraris: it has come to our attention that you had your picture photoshopped? (wala may mabais kung ngaa naging verb ang photoshop. haha)
sharon: haven't you noticed the difference?
siraris: i am not in the position to prove it. you better prove your study.
sharon: Bukas luluhod ang mga tala.
siraris: Ang problema sa'yo maaga kang ipinanganak!
sharon: Gutay-gutay na ang katawan nyo... pati na ang kaluluwa nyo!
siraris: Taas na nga kamay ko sayo eh, mahal na nga kita
palagay ko eh, maging sino ka man.
sharon: You made me believe, you made me believe we had a
chance...


sharon, you are nothing but a second-rate trying hard product of optical illusion,

siraris

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