dengue

after the dengue break..
siraris: children of god we should be preemptive and proactive about dengue. if we were to solve the problem then we use science.
pisaynon: how can that be possible?
siraris: for example, mosquitoes cannot fly that high enough so maybe only those classes in the first floor should be exempted.
pisaynon: unfair na ya sir. besides manaog man kami.
pisayo: kami ya sir sa first floor sang dorm
siraris: im not yet done. there are other factors to be considered like breathing. the air you exhale enables mosquitoes to detect you in the dark. so indi kita niyo magginhawa para indi kita madetect sang ng mosquitoes.
pisaynon: *sampok-kiray*
siraris: kag ang pinakasimple nga solusyon nga dapat hamot kita ninyo kay ang balhas ninyo attractive sa lamok.
pisayo: kung amo sir si *** putot, bad breath kag baho?
siraris: i did not mean to say that.
nadengue: ******, nano ka man abi ko migohay ta.
pisayo: huod friends gid man ta.
nadengue: so tell me who your friends are and i will tell who you are.
pisayo: unlike poles attract.
nadengue: galit ang magnanakaw sa kapwa magnanakaw.
siraris: stop it.
pisayo: first law of motion
siraris: *nagsenyas maparapit* this is the net outside force.
pisayo: sir, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
siraris: silent water runs deep.
pisayo: ok
pisaya: pero gabaho gihapon ang baba.
siraris: hahaha!