How I became Alice of the Wonderland?

I had have enough of miscommunication due to my failure to adapt to how 'r' is uttered as between 'd' and 'l' sound. Usually it sounds 'l' to me.

Case 1:
nihonjin: ohayou alis.
aris: what did you say?
nihonjin: alis
aris: no it is A-ris, Aris.
nihonjin: alis.
aris: why don't you say arigatou?
nihonjin: ari..
aris: ok, then add 's"
nihonjin: alis
aris: aalis na lang ako dito.
and that is how I became Alice of the Wonderland here in Japan.

and the contrast, Case 2,  when 'l' becomes 'r'
nihonjin: alis, next week is erection
aris: what?
nihonjin: erection day
aris: *confused* so what do you do?
nihonjin:people vote for new governor
aris: lechehan

case 3
nihonjin: did you see the new praystation?
aris: where?
nihonjin: tyotto matte *shows*
aris: oh dear, it is playstation. *kamehame wave*

case 4
aris: have you seen the zero gravity of kate upton?
nihonjin: nope
aris: come here i will show you.
nihonjin: is she single?
aris: yes she is single
nihonjin: honto? really?
aris: yes she is. check it.
nihonjin: *reads an article in wikipedia and suddenly* you are a liar!
aris: what is the problem?
nihonjin: you said she is single but she is already a mother.
aris: how can that be? let me see the article and HAHAHA!The model becomes mother.


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