ang alamat ng water wars sa pisaywvc

the year my first year kids presented an exhibit on fluids..

pisayo: sir aris i ran out of vinegar.

siraris: have not i told you that your exhibit should be sustainable? hala, pangita da ways to outsource langgaw.

pisayo: what if wala sir?

siraris: use your head.

pisayo: what if wala gid sir.

siraris: dira sa irok mo kuha. why are you passing on the problem to me now when i told you from the very start the scenario?

pisayo: hambal mo man sir mapresent man sa imo kung may problem.

siraris: may rason lang kamo inyo pirme. don't you realize how many are you right now for me to take care of this petty concern?

pisaya: sir aris ginapangayo nila akon materials.

siraris: so?

pisaya: indi na ko kaperform later.

siraris: who told you? this is a whole day affair.

pisaya: half day lang ko ya sir.

siraris: ti ihalf ko man score mo.

pisaya: ha!? tuod sir?

siraris: tuod na and dare me.

pisaya: sir aris wala na ya partner ko gabulig sa akon.

siraris: diin sya iya?

pisaya: didto sa iban sir nga set ups.

siraris: so ano gusto mo matabo?
pisaya: wala sir. Nareport ko lang.
siraris: nakita ko man.

kag nagsakit ang ulo ko pamati sang tanan nga mga reports. Natapos ang SMT exhibit and I thought it was over until..
pisaya: *hibi hibi*
siraris: are you cleansing your eyes?
pisaya: wala sir. sila bi sir ginbasyahan ko nila tubig.
siraris: ti ano natunaw ka?
pisaya: sir bala mo. May habon ila tubig?
siraris: ti ano dayon?
pisaya: mafile ko sir sa ila IR.
siraris: *nag aso ang talinga* CALL EVERYONE INVOLVED TO PROCEED TO PHYSICS LAB RIGHT NOW.

ahay ang mga bata nga basa pa nagsaka man dayon sa lab. Ginhawa ko lang pugong karadlawon ko kay daw mga momoy. Kafunny funny gid lantawon sang ila itsura kag circumstances.
siraris: *nagsiga kag nagmudlo ang mata* who started this water wars?
pisaynon1: ako sir.
siraris: how and why?
pisaynon: kay nasadyahan ko sir kag plano namon maligo sa bomba so mas sadya kung basa na nga daan.
siraris: in fact I saw you but how come may mga IR na?
pisaynon2: ha IR?
siraris: may nagbasya sang tubig nga may habon.
pisaynon3: sir basi solution to sya para sa bubbles nga nasal-an habon.
siraris: probably pero may damage na. kag tanan kamo filan ko IR.
pisaynon: insa sir may IR kami?
siraris: for posing harm to everyone including ang nagreklamo.

ang ending wala sang IR pero nangdagnas sila tanan sang physics lab. Nalipat ko sa ila kag naubusan kami pagkaon sa coop because it was Saturday so I brought them to Stanley.

dengue

after the dengue break..
siraris: children of god we should be preemptive and proactive about dengue. if we were to solve the problem then we use science.
pisaynon: how can that be possible?
siraris: for example, mosquitoes cannot fly that high enough so maybe only those classes in the first floor should be exempted.
pisaynon: unfair na ya sir. besides manaog man kami.
pisayo: kami ya sir sa first floor sang dorm
siraris: im not yet done. there are other factors to be considered like breathing. the air you exhale enables mosquitoes to detect you in the dark. so indi kita niyo magginhawa para indi kita madetect sang ng mosquitoes.
pisaynon: *sampok-kiray*
siraris: kag ang pinakasimple nga solusyon nga dapat hamot kita ninyo kay ang balhas ninyo attractive sa lamok.
pisayo: kung amo sir si *** putot, bad breath kag baho?
siraris: i did not mean to say that.
nadengue: ******, nano ka man abi ko migohay ta.
pisayo: huod friends gid man ta.
nadengue: so tell me who your friends are and i will tell who you are.
pisayo: unlike poles attract.
nadengue: galit ang magnanakaw sa kapwa magnanakaw.
siraris: stop it.
pisayo: first law of motion
siraris: *nagsenyas maparapit* this is the net outside force.
pisayo: sir, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
siraris: silent water runs deep.
pisayo: ok
pisaya: pero gabaho gihapon ang baba.
siraris: hahaha!

sayings

pagkatapos exam..
siraris: children of god, finished or unfinished submit your papers now
pisayo: sir extension man bi
siraris: apaw abi nyo napangayo lang ya time
pisayo1: *nakasubmit na* huod man, time is gold.
pisayo: but patience is virtue.
pisayo1: ya ka***** mo e
pisayo: the thinker is the doer.
siraris: stop it! ang naniniwala sa sabi2x ay walang bait sa sarili.
pisayo1: ikaw man gani sir.

barukoy

it is sad but sometimes scholars would feign minor sickness to attend classes. kag isa ka adlaw may nag eskwela nga 1st year kag ginabarukoy sang ubo.

pisayo: *barukoy ubo gapasulod sa room*
siraris: nonoy, sigurado ka nga ok ka lang? i can excuse you.
pisayo: ok lang ako sir. *ubo3x*
siraris: daw indi kaw gid ok. kadalom sang ubo mo. feel free to leave anytime you want.
pisayo: *barukoy ubo*
siraris: i think you should go to the clinic and have a consultation.
pisayo: ok lang ako sir a.
siraris: pero nonoy the rest of your classmates are distracted by your cough. please have a rest.
pisayo: sige lang bala sir.
siraris: *indi ka madala sa sublety ha*
pisayo: *barukoy ubo liwat*
siraris: *ginkadtuan ang bata kag ginliab* kilala mo ako kung indi?
pisayo: *nakibot* huod sir kilala ta ka.
siraris: *ginliwat* kilala mo gid man ako?
pisayo: huod sir kilala ta gid ka.
siraris: ti insa sagad kaw taghol sa akon?
pisaynon: hahaha!
pisayo: *napunggan ang pag ubo kay ginakadlawan kada ubo* huo na gataghol ko kay tanan kamo di daw itsura ka mga makawat.
siraris: ooops. watch your mouth. be kind to animals.
pisaya: sir indi ko ya animal.
siraris: ti ano kaw?
pisayo1: corals ko.
pisaya: uhu, animals man na bala ang corals.
pisayo: pero may pagkaplant man sya kag animals.
pisaya: ti agi ka e.
siraris: hahaha!

force of opposition

After wrapping up my topic on friction, I considered valuing friction to human relationship.

siraris: so again, what is friction?
pisaya: sir, friction is a force of opposition to any force applied.
siraris: correct! but I would like you to consider the phrase "force of opposition". In physics, we call it friction but in life we call them kontrabida.
pisayo: but sir maybe not in all cases.
siraris: no, it is on all cases. i will show you an example.
pisaynon: *sample!*
siraris: in this classroom for instance, no matter how much I try there will always be one, two or several people who may not like me at all.
pisaya: emo ni?
siraris: did you hear that?
pisaya: no, i did not mean that. actually sir our class loves you very very much.
siraris: oowwwwss?!
pisaya: yes we do. indi bala classmates?
pisaynon: yes we love sir aris.
siraris: are you telling me now that we can already defy nature's law?
pisaya: ok, if you wont believe then why dont we ask them? classmates, who hates sir aris?
*nobody raised hands*
siraris: of course you just cannot just do that because I am here. The truth is what you feel in your heart that you alone knows.
pisaya: but we do love you and why won't you believe?
siraris: now, you just exemplify the so-called force of opposition.
pisaynon: hahaha
pisaya: ok sir i fell in your trap. the truth is we love you EXCEPT when you give us long test.
siraris: you are indeed a friction.

C of G of the human body

siraris: where is the center of gravity of the human body?
pisaynon: sir below the navel.
siraris: very good!
pisayo: sir, but sometimes it could also be found somewhere around the left part of the body.
siraris: no, it is impossible. how can that be?
pisayo: kung kumpol isa nya ka kamot.
siraris: dali di hay kumpulon ta ka. we are talking of the generality and not special cases.

if you love me

pisaynon: sir aris we really really love you!
siraris: nagay. if you really love me do not simply say it. do it!
pisaynon: but we do.
siraris: children of god, words are simply words. your love to me should manifest in your actions.
pisaynon: ano gid dapat sir?
siraris: so simple. pass quality outputs ON TIME, read your books and prepare. even these little things matter but some of you cannot.
pisayo: maybe it is a case of 3rd law!
siraris: ikaw GID!

sneeze

while discussing..
pisayo: achooo!
siraris: bless you (name of pisaya)
after few minutes same pisayo sneezed..
pisayo: achooo!
siraris: daw indi na ina mayad haw?!
pisaya: gani man sir.
pisayo: wala bi sir kapaligo mga tupad ko.
pisaya: excuse you must have forgotten.
pisayo: that..?
pisaya: your nose is nearer to your mouth and you dare to blame it on us.
siraris: STOP IT! **daw mapatay na kadlaw in my mind**

cluttered desk

already desperate in looking submitted paper on my table..

siraris: oh my! I can’t find your paper.
pisayo: why don’t we arrange your clutters first?
siraris: not this time. Besides there is order in disorder.
pisayo: I mean sir your table is already filled with so many things.
siraris: but Einstein said, “If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
pisayo: **points to someone's table** so you mean to say that ______ has empty mind?
siraris: I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT!
pisayo: sugid ta kaw sir. haha!
siraris: sugid to kay kalbohon ta kaw.
pisayo: just like what you did to _____.
siraris: gapangita ka gid kasakitan sa lawas.

matawag mo pa ina?

sa coop..
mamcerla: uy nagay ka da basketball sa sulod sg coop.
pisayo: indi gid man pwede haw?
mamcerla: ay huod gid lang e. naka uniform ka pa.
pisayo: dribble man lang ni mam
mamcerla: basketball man na gihapon.
pisayo: ti kung gasipa ka gali man soccer na ina dayon?!
mamcerla: **nagsiga ang mata and paninghawak asta sa irok**

siraris to the “rescue” kuno..
siraris: ti imo kay wala ka ID mahambal mo nga nakauniform ka?
pisayo: **pangalot ulo**
siraris: diin ID mo?
pisayo: nadula sir may affidavit of loss ko. Ti sir ang ulo gali ni sir ____ kay wala buhok matawag pa na nga ulo?
siraris: PILOSOPO! **turned around and died laughing**

when did you meet Einstein?

siraris watching the physics demo of pisayo..
pisayo 1: ..and classmate dont you know that eintein played this toy. in fact he invented it.
siraris: really? who told you about it? So when did you meet Einstein?
pisayo 1: sir it is pisayo 2 who told me.
siraris: pisayo2, when did you meet Einstein?
pisayo 2: ikaw bala sir nagtudlo ni sa akon  pro.
pisaynon: sir, when did you meet Einstein?
siraris: hhhmmmm
pisaynon: *repeats* sir, when did you meet Einstein?
siraris: duh! it is time dilation. hahaha

nobody knows

waiting for an answer..
siraris: so who can tell me now?
waits some more..
siraris: my goodness! nobody knows?! don't tell me that nobody knows the answer in this room.
pisaynon: you mean sir even you don't know the answer?
siraris: of course i know the answer.
pisaynon: well it consoles me to know that at least someone knows.
siraris: hahaha!

warm up

after the epic warm-up in PE..
pisayo: mam cerla may nalipong man mam sang pagwarm-up mo before?
mamcerla: huod e, may nagkaralipong na.
pisayo: nalipong mam sa kapoy?
mamcerla: indi sa kapoy.
pisayo: sa ano mam?
mamcerla: nalipong sa baho.
siraris: **dies laughing**

spoiler

scholars talking the awesome parts of ha harry potter 7.2 movie..
siraris: be considerate! i have not watched the movie yet.
pisaya: sorry sir.
siraris: don't worry sa sunod ako man mahatag spoiler.
pisayo: sige sir. mahatag ka "spoiler" sa imo long test?
siraris: hinugay ka gani ha?! movie! movie! movie!

some things

siraris was carrying 30 quiz notebooks and teaching materials to the classroom only to find out that the teacher's table is full of materials..
siraris: children, please have respect on teacher's table. where do you expect us to place our teaching materials?
pisaynon: yes sir aris!
siraris: i want the table cleared of things now.
pisaynon: **no action**
siraris: who owns these things?
pisaynon: teacher's sir!
siraris: hahaha

affidavit

siraris: where is your ID?
pisayo: sir, i lost it.
siraris: so where is your affidavit of loss?
pisayo: i already surrendered it to the registrar.
siraris: when was that?
pisayo: 2 weeks ago.
siraris: that is too long.
pisayo: that is why sir i plan to secure affidavit of delay.
siraris: hahaha

be sorry

called the attention of pisayo..
siraris: don't you know that by **** you expose yourself to danger?
pisayo: sorry sir.
siraris: no, be sorry to yourself.
pisayo: ok sir. sorry self.
siraris: haha!

redemption

siraris was in disbelief for some students who did not work for an assignment..
siraris: you remain standing until you can redeem yourself.
siraris continued discussing until he saw pisayo attempted to sit down..
siraris: ooops! who told you to sit down already?
pisayo1: *smiles sheepishly*
pisayo2: sir, are you standing all the time during class because you also redeem yourself  from something?
siraris: NO! i stand so i can disperse sound better.

personal hygiene

school nurse discussing personal hygiene to 1^st year

mamcarms: pls take note that personal hygiene keeps the doctor away from us.
pisaya1: no way
pisaya2: ako man!
mamcarms: huh!?

pisaya1: my mom is a doctor and she gives me my allowance.
siraris: hahaha!

wala buhok

siraris: ...never forget that force comes in pairs. it cannot exist all by itself. the component force, the proper vector for instance, has its own component. the very force that you apply is always opposed by frictional force.
pisaynon: **listens still and raises eyebrows**
siraris: we put it this way. kung may bida there is kontrabida. may maputi kay may maitom. kag may gwapo kay may law-ay. so pasalamat kamo kung may mga law-ay. the more ugly the more you become beautiful/handsome.
pisayo: ti kung wala buhok?
siraris: *^*&^&#$@#$%