called the attention of pisayo..
siraris: don't you know that by **** you expose yourself to danger?
pisayo: sorry sir.
siraris: no, be sorry to yourself.
pisayo: ok sir. sorry self.
siraris: haha!
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
redemption
siraris was in disbelief for some students who did not work for an assignment..
siraris: you remain standing until you can redeem yourself.
siraris continued discussing until he saw pisayo attempted to sit down..
siraris: ooops! who told you to sit down already?
pisayo1: *smiles sheepishly*
pisayo2: sir, are you standing all the time during class because you also redeem yourself from something?
siraris: NO! i stand so i can disperse sound better.
siraris: you remain standing until you can redeem yourself.
siraris continued discussing until he saw pisayo attempted to sit down..
siraris: ooops! who told you to sit down already?
pisayo1: *smiles sheepishly*
pisayo2: sir, are you standing all the time during class because you also redeem yourself from something?
siraris: NO! i stand so i can disperse sound better.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
personal hygiene
school nurse discussing personal hygiene to 1st year
mamcarms: pls take note that personal hygiene keeps the doctor away from us.
pisaya1: no way
pisaya2: ako man!
mamcarms: huh!?
pisaya1: no way
pisaya2: ako man!
mamcarms: huh!?
pisaya1: my mom is a doctor and she gives me my allowance.
siraris: hahaha!
siraris: hahaha!
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
person of character
siraris: it is important to us how you develop as an individual, as a person of "character".
pisaynon: *listens*
siraris: haven't you heard your other teachers telling you about this?
pisaynon: yes sir we heard them.
siraris: for sure you heard several times, "anhon mo ang kaaram kung wala ka batasan"
pisayo: *raising his hand* sir!
siraris: yes nonoy!
pisayo: in fact i hear it every time.
siraris: really!?
pisayo: yes sir. mine is daily from my mom.
siraris: *dies laughing*
pisaynon: *listens*
siraris: haven't you heard your other teachers telling you about this?
pisaynon: yes sir we heard them.
siraris: for sure you heard several times, "anhon mo ang kaaram kung wala ka batasan"
pisayo: *raising his hand* sir!
siraris: yes nonoy!
pisayo: in fact i hear it every time.
siraris: really!?
pisayo: yes sir. mine is daily from my mom.
siraris: *dies laughing*
wala buhok
siraris: ...never forget that force comes in pairs. it cannot exist all by itself. the component force, the proper vector for instance, has its own component. the very force that you apply is always opposed by frictional force.
pisaynon: **listens still and raises eyebrows**
siraris: we put it this way. kung may bida there is kontrabida. may maputi kay may maitom. kag may gwapo kay may law-ay. so pasalamat kamo kung may mga law-ay. the more ugly the more you become beautiful/handsome.
pisayo: ti kung wala buhok?
siraris: *^*&^&#$@#$%
pisaynon: **listens still and raises eyebrows**
siraris: we put it this way. kung may bida there is kontrabida. may maputi kay may maitom. kag may gwapo kay may law-ay. so pasalamat kamo kung may mga law-ay. the more ugly the more you become beautiful/handsome.
pisayo: ti kung wala buhok?
siraris: *^*&^&#$@#$%
Monday, June 13, 2011
circle
siraris: children of god, form a circle.
siraris checks the formation..
siraris: is that a circle?
pisayo: yes it is.
siraris: no it is not.
pisayo: but this is an ellipse.
siraris: is ellipse a circle?
pisayo: ellipse is a flattened circle.
siraris: where did you learn that?
pisayo: you taught us that.
siraris: &(^&^$O%$&^E^%
siraris checks the formation..
siraris: is that a circle?
pisayo: yes it is.
siraris: no it is not.
pisayo: but this is an ellipse.
siraris: is ellipse a circle?
pisayo: ellipse is a flattened circle.
siraris: where did you learn that?
pisayo: you taught us that.
siraris: &(^&^$O%$&^E^%
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