Sunday, April 17, 2011

sa ulo gid

nanugid ang tindera sa amon kalye..
tindera: sir napatay na sya
siraris: huod man nang
tindera: sa ulo gid igo nya abi.
siraris: multiple head injuries bati ko. sa truck bi kabunggo.
tindera: indi bala sa banyo sya nakabunggo?
siraris: anay kaw si AJ akon natumod.
tindera: si manang mo manicurista akon natumod.
siraris: ay gali? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Who is exploited?

Dear Children of God,

Before you even continue reading the succeeding statements you better watch this video first:

It is sad to think that we are all pointing exploitation to each other. There are pro-Willie and anti-Willie. The truth is both parties are exploiting each other. The child's parents trained the child in the first place to gyrate like a macho dancer. The host tried to bank on contestant's need for fast money. It is a cliche that it takes two to tango therefore no one is to be blamed.

Now how about the viewers, didn't they "allow" such exploitation to take place? Partly they did because they were amused and entertained. Nobody cried foul and nobody dared to halt the exploitation as it unfolds in front of them.

How about the production team? Aren't they aware of basic human rights of a child if the host nor the parents fail to observe them? They were also a part of exploitation.

From the very beginning, the network knows the nature of the show yet they allowed it. Needless to say, the show is earning therefore it is being aired. TV viewers (majority if not all) buy this kind of show and in the process become part of exploitation. Someone can always say, "I don't watch this type of show anyway." Well and good if you don't but we are bit and parcel of exploitation. We are all one way or the other are "exploited" whether we watch the show or not.

As long as there are people who are ill-informed or in dire need of money, they will always be prone to exploitation in all forms. Sometimes we don't have to watch TV to see exploitation. It is everywhere as long as we don't make a stand for the right.

I will cite for instance exploitations in Facebook..
1. posting pictures of others in uncompromising situation
2. number one becomes worse when their closest friends would like the picture
3. "mutilate" digitally the picture of friends to elicit laughter
4. posting rantings in our walls for everyone to read
5. tagging many people in one fb email
6. highlighting the weakness of others
7. sending several fb message at once
8. stalking people
9. giving false testimony

Exploitation will remain in our midst because of our indifference. It will remain that way if we won't make a collective stand against it. However this would require knowing one's rights or we will remain exploited.

Monday, April 11, 2011

no trespassing

I am presenting another feature of my blog entitled  POST NO BILL.

I guess it is second nature for teachers to spot wrong spelling and erroneous signpost. Some of them can be funny while some can be outrageous. I will be presenting them here so it can be a resource of commonly misspelled words and others errors.

The picture above was taken in a famous snack house in Larena, Siquijor. It was posted in the door leading to the pantry. It was so "imposing" that trespassing would be a big deal to non particulars.

TRIVIA: It is only in Iloilo where people would post "particulars keep out". It was derived from Spanish words particular mente which refers to people not belonging to the family.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

volcanic

siraris: do you see those rocks scattered around? these are volcanic in origin..
pisayo: hmmm
siraris: so to what rock group do they belong?
pisayo: igneous sir.
siraris: how can you tell if it is igneous?
pisayo: because you have just said that it's volcanic.

Monday, April 4, 2011

fruit or vegetable?

fb conversation..
pisayo: ang kamote ba ay fruit or vegetable?
pisaya: fruit?!
pisayo1: vegetable?!
pisaya: fruit mo.
pisayo1: vegetable gid lang.
pisayo: fruit mo. kay kun kan-on mo sya tapos mag utot ka, mahambal sa fruuuuuuuuuut.
siraris: **dies laughing**

consultation

siraris: what course will you take in college?
pisayo: pre med sir.
siraris: ti maayo kay madoctor kaw.
pisayo: pero dugay pa sir.
siraris: ti noy kung magdoctor kaw libre lang akon consultation e no.
pisayo: maybe after 5 years in practice. kay by that time hindi pa ako stable.
siraris: hahahahaha!
pisayo: **wonders** why is it funny?

Saturday, April 2, 2011

miss

pisaynon: sir aris, mamiss mo man ako?
siraris: huod lang gid e.
pisaynon: tuod ka sir?
siraris: huod. ido gani madula ginapangita. tawo pa?

low tide

siraris: what? you dont know how to read low tide and high tide in a lunar calendar?!
pisayo: sorry sir i dont know.
siraris: this is unbelievable! i'l tell your earth science teacher about this.
pisayo: ikaw bala sir mo.
siraris: ha?! ako. tuod ka?
pisayo: yes sir.
siraris: baw lipat man ko ba. wala ko ni natudlo haw?
pisayo: natudlo sir e.
siraris: ti ngaa indi ka kabalo?
pisayo: nalipat  na ko bala sir mo.
siraris: nalipat ka na nga kabata pa sa imo.
pisayo: ti ikaw sir gani nalipat man nga ikaw nagtudlo earth science sa amon.
siraris: at least tigulang na ako iya. ikaw imo?
pisayo: indi sir a. bata ka pa para sa akon.
siraris: pasalamat kaw hay "bata" pa ako.

Friday, April 1, 2011

gwapo

pisayo: ari naman ang gwapo (referring to me of course!)
siraris: butigon!
pisayo: indi ka iya sir haw?
siraris: indi ko gusto tawgon nga gwapo kay indi man ko gwapo and i know it.
pisayo: ti ano na lang bi.
siraris: wala lang.
pisayo: kung indi ka sir sa gwapo ti gwapa na lang e.
bantay bata 163 was almost called up..