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SPED ISEC
siraris: dragons, fishes, crow and hare are just few of the animal constellation.
grade1: is there a frog constellation?
siraris: no darling. there is none.
grade1: i hate you! why didn't you include my favorite animal in the list?!

UNOR
siraris: capricorn is a zodiac sign while capricornus is the official name. this constellation depicts two organisms. it is half fish and half **anticipating for answer**
student: half corn!
siraris: hahaha!

ZARRAGA CENTRAL
siraris: during the charade i don't want to see any of your teeth showing. is that clear?
pupils: yes sir aris!
siraris: ooopppsss! i can see your teeth showing.
pupil: no sir. it is normal.
siraris: how come?!
pupil: it is normal because i am a rabbit.
siraris: hahahaha!